Our cage got cleaned and we got to enjoy extremely clean water. So clean in fact, we just couldn’t stop!

You could confuse us for professional turkeys sometimes. Look at the way we shake that food. Grape? Yum! Carrot? Also yum! Apple? THE BEST! We love to eat and we also love to get food over everything. It gives us a sense of purpose! Chiiirrrp!

“That green ball is going to be the end of us,” pouted Sprinkles. “Not on my watch!” proclaimed a defiant Pudding, stabbing ferociously at the green rattle ball of despair in an attempt to liberate his partner in crime.

You are cordially invited to the charity gala ball (disguised as a rattle ball) held by Pudge and Tillie at 23 Bird Road, Conureville. Please RSVP by… ahhhh we’re just kidding. We’re birds! Not hosts for a gala evening!

It’s not every day you get an off-brand packet of Pringles in your Christmas hamper… but when you do, it’s the perfect device to repurpose into a bird tunnel! Great for sneaking from point A to B without being caught by the police for drink birding!

Just when you thought the war couldn’t get any worse, it does. The heart rattle ball is targeted aggressively by a computer virus from the 23rd century. How did it get in the 21st century though? We do not know!

Disguised as a bird, a cyborg assassin known as a Tillie travels from 2029 to 1984 to attack Pudge. Sent to protect Pudge is Kyle Reese, who divulges the coming of Skynet, an artificial intelligence system that will spark a nuclear holocaust. Pudge is targeted because Skynet knows that her unborn son will lead the fight against them. With the virtually unstoppable Tillie in hot pursuit, she and Kyle attempt to escape.

Three important things every conure should do before 9am! Play? Check! Preen? Check! Nap? You bet!

One day we will also be parent birds! I don’t think we should be mother and father though as that would be inbreeding, maybe we’ll each settle down with a nice turquoise or cinnamon conure friend… until then, let’s try feeding each other over and over until it makes one of us angry!

Rattle balls! The natural enemy of the wild conure, luckily these two non-wild conures get to have them just to make sure they can feel like they are really in the wild… running around with rattle balls!